HT 6:9 – HT 6:11 Clean Machine

Posted in HT6: Cagin' Ragin' on May 18, 2009 by habitattoo

Ah, the weekend.  Drove to v’ball practice, my church and a restaurant.  That’s it.  No problemo.

I got this idea earlier in the week; sometimes RAGE occurs because we’re already edgy, not “comfortable”.  For example, have you ever gotten agitated or “blown up” on somebody because you were hot, sweaty, stinky, achy, tired, overwhelmed, angry or under some sort of pressure?  See what I mean.

Here’s what I did: White Family Car Wash.  The entire family took all three of our modern chariots and detailed them thoroughly.  It took nearly five hours of scrubbing, rubbing, brushing, polishing, scraping, and spraying in the hot Saturday sun.  I’m so out of shape that I worked myself to point of serious exhaustion!

CleanTruck

But……maybe a happy car makes a happy driver!

More tomorrow.

HT 6:8 On Patrol

Posted in HT6: Cagin' Ragin' on May 15, 2009 by habitattoo

I really lost it today.  Can’t you tell?

Angry Mike

Just kidding.  I just took this pic to show how menacing I can be behind the wheel (cue evil laugh).

For the record, I was tempted TWICE today to unleash my wrath on drivers.  One was a lady swerving back and forth over the center line in front of me.  Pulled up next to her to see her talking on her cell phone. 

One day soon along my commute, I’m going to count the number of people talking on their cell phones while driving.  I’ll put my phone on SILENT so I’m not distracted during the study.  Then, I’ll phone my results in immediately to my wife so she can type them into my blog.  Maybe I should borrow someone’s phone for the study, just in case I receive one of those “life-and-death” phone calls on my phone.  Yeah. 

Next, this guy was speeding in the merge lane to my right, trying to force his way into my lane.  I started to pound the horn to let him know I was ticked…..leaned back in my seat and said, “It’s going to be okay, Mike”.  And you know what?  It was okay.

On a side note, I was encouraged by a short segment on “The Morning Show With Mike & Juliet” about DISTRACTED DRIVERS.  I thought the scariest person was the lady who had her feet up on the dashboard, painting her nails while she was driving.

I think she drives my commute.  If I see her doing that again, I’m going to call the authorities.

More tomorrow.

HT 6:7 Highway Star

Posted in HT6: Cagin' Ragin' on May 14, 2009 by habitattoo

Great news!  No ROAD RAGE today!!!

Mike Drive

(Thanks for the encouragement last night, Gary.  You said, “Must’ve not had any bad drivers around you today.”)

You were right.

More tomorrow.

HT 6:6 It Just Slipped Out!

Posted in HT6: Cagin' Ragin' on May 13, 2009 by habitattoo

Okay, the challenge has REALLY started!

Every morning I take my youngest daughter Kari to school on my way to work.  Usually within a minute of our arrival, I stretch my right hand over to her shoulder while maneuvering a little S-curve and pray for her and the success of her day.

I’m not sure if it was my lack of good rest or the distraction of having just said “AMEN”, but we entered the parking lot at her school to a speeding Escalade that cut me off from my right-of-way entrance.

“Doofus!”

Ah, that lovely name fell so delightfully from my lips like hot fudge sauce from a Chocolate Island.  As the driver and students drove past me laughing, I knew I had failed.  Yikes, I lost it!

And…the challenges didn’t stop there.

Every day when I leave work, I have to make a U-turn less than a block from my office.  It is a tough intersection with no traffic signals, sandwiched between a bank and a school (which also is high traffic during my exodus).  I have the right-of-way, however the majority of the time I make this turn I have to “explain” (via honk or hand) this to those exiting the bank’s adjacent road. 

With a break in oncoming traffic, I circle around to head towards Heaven’s shore only to find a cell phoning soccer mom in her urban assault vehicle nearly side swiping my passenger door.  She yells towards me and I patiently point to myself and say, “I have the right-of-way”.  This is where I would typically “lay on the horn” or drive slowly to continue the silent exchange of traffic school hand signals with the flagrant offender.

Instead, I simply moved forward with the other metal missiles, continuing to watch the now-angry momma speak maliciously of me to her children and her therapist on the other line.

I think you probably understand now why I don’t put our church’s bumper sticker on my truck.  My driving skills, along with those from most of my fellow parishioners, are not always the best advertising for Jesus.

More tomorrow.

HT 6:2 – HT 6:5

Posted in HT6: Cagin' Ragin' on May 12, 2009 by habitattoo

Here’s a little update on my “Cagin Ragin’” progress:

  • 5/8: My commute to work went well, totally relaxed and focused. Later that evening, the family went to Orlando with our pastor and his wife.  Pastor Ed sat in the front seat with me so it was hard to get real angry on Interstate 4 when my spiritual guide was one thump away!
  • 5/9: Super easy to keep the rage away when all you do is drive to church and back.  Easy day.
  • 5/10: Mother’s Day was fine.  Drove again to Orlando, but kept relaxed and informed the family of my new driving endeavors.  They remain cautiously hopeful, yet skeptical.
  • 5/11: I didn’t get much sleep the night before, so my resistance was low………but I still didn’t encounter any problems on the roads.  And this was in a sea of non-signalin’, speed demon, makeup puttin’, donut eatin’, zombie-like drivers on my commute to work.  Yeah!

More tomorrow.

HT 6:1 Cagin’ Ragin’

Posted in HT6: Cagin' Ragin' on May 12, 2009 by habitattoo

Although I am well into my sixth Habitattoo, I’ve not written the first post about it yet.

And……no one has really missed it, have they?

Anyway, I do this first and foremost for me anyway.  I’ve got lots of habits to form and frustrate, so I’ll keep pluggin’ away.

Why “Cagin’ Ragin’?”  Ladies and gentlemen, I am your typical road rager. 

  • I use my car horn more than the average person (why else would they put one on your vehicle if they didn’t want you to use it?)
  • I criticize drivers constantly who practice bad driving habits and correct them or discreetly encourage them to correct their errors.  For example, this might come in the form of forcing a fast, bob-and-weave driver to settle by creating a double-team with another car, giving this Fast Freddie time to cool down.
  • I mock bad drivers with hand signals.  No, not the bird (at least, not anymore).  I prefer the light golf clap, friendly and sarcastic wave, fake shotgun fire or pointing to my head, insinuating that they are pretty stupid.

These are just a few of my qualifications as King Road Rager.  I just get so angry when I see ignorance on the highway.  They are a danger!  They are a distraction!  They are a daily reminder of why there are so many accidents on our roadways!

And now, they are my dubious focus for the next twenty-one days!

My desire is going to be to “cage the rage”.  As a Christ follower, I’m taught to be slow to anger.  This has been something that in the past would set me off faster than a fire alarm in a Nicotine Anonymous meeting.  I’m going to work on relaxing, lowering my expectations (not my guard) of other drivers and patiently press forward to each of my destinations.

Bon voyage!

More tomorrow.

HT 5:20 – 5:21 Not The Final Chapter

Posted in HT5: Lord Of The Reads on May 8, 2009 by habitattoo

I am proud to say I’ve completed my “Lord Of The Reads” Habitattoo, having finished two books and started a third, “Get Up Off Your Knees” by Raewynne J. Whiteley & Beth Maynard.  Now that I’ve got the literary monkey off my back, I’m hoping that my days of incomplete reading sessions are lost like novel wisecracks on a strict librarian.

I must admit — after twenty-one days, I enjoy reading more but I will have to continue to fight eye fatigue, loud distractions and comprehension to become a better reader.  But the rewards of reading will far outweigh these temporary struggles that I’m facing.  I’ve already found myself referencing moments from both books in my daily life. 

What’s next?  Habitattoo Six.

More tomorrow.

HT 5:11 – HT 5:19 Roaring Lambs

Posted in HT5: Lord Of The Reads on May 6, 2009 by habitattoo

It feels odd to go so long between posts, but what do you want me to do? 

 

Yeah, I read today.

 

Okay, if that’s what you want……

 

04.27.09 (HT 5:11) – I read today.

04.28.09 (HT 5:12) – I read today.

04.29.09 (HT 5:13) – I read today.

04.30.09 (HT 5:14) – Didn’t read today

05.01.09 (HT 5:15) – I read today.

05.02.09 (HT 5:16) – I read today.

05.03.09 (HT 5:17) – I read today.

05.04.09 (HT 5:18) – I read today.

05.05.09 (HT 5:19) – I read today.

 

See how boring that was.  The only day I missed was because I didn’t plan my schedule well and arrived home very late from a college presentation in Orlando for my daughters.

 

The great news is…..I FINISHED MY SECOND BOOK.  I bought the book “Roaring Lambs” by Robert Briner over a decade ago simply out of curiosity.  At the time I was aware that this book was a challenge to the Christian community to be more active in communicating God and His love to others (not a book about scary sheep).  Now, after completing Briner’s book, I fully understand how he wants us to do this.  For example:

 

*We must be salt (Matthew 5:13), actively affecting our circle of influence in a non-preachy way.  Live it out!

 

*We must not limit our ideas of “full-time ministry” to those typical pastoral roles, but encourage a ministry mentality in all areas especially in media, literary, artistic and educational capacities.

 

*Instead of using all of our energy protesting things that we don’t agree with, we should be actively involved with finding solutions that are scripturally based and implementing those ideas.

 

These and many other ideas were wholeheartedly encouraged by Briner, and with apologies, even to the point of nearing a spiritual nagging point.  I really felt early on in the book I grasped the idea and even agreed with the majority of suggestions.  I just felt at times that the author was continually explaining himself without the need to really do so.  I got it.  Great idea.  Let’s do it.  After “getting it” over some 200 pages, I doubt I would reread this one.

 

I’m still struggling at times with fatigue, comprehension and distractions.  Waiting until bed time to read is not always the best time, but sometimes it is the only time I’ve left for myself. 

 

But back to the positive.  I’ve finished two books in 19 days.  I’m really proud of this accomplishment.  Starting book three today!

 

More tomorrow.

HT 5:2 – HT 5:10 Blue Like Jazz

Posted in HT5: Lord Of The Reads on April 27, 2009 by habitattoo

Well, I’ve not posted for over a week, but I’ve not been slacking on this Habitattoo.  As a matter of fact, I FINISHED MY FIRST BOOK!

 

A year ago, I bought a book based solely on the testimonials from several articles that I found in my only magazine subscription, Relevant Magazine.  Blue Like Jazz” by Donald Miller was one of the many books that I started and gave up on after about four or five chapters.  Overall, I will say that this book was decent, but I will probably not read it again.  There were a couple of memorable stories (confession booth), interesting vernacular (referring to famous people and friends by nickname) and enough atypical Christian vices that would make a fundamentalist cringe.

 

The best part of this book was that it continued to challenge me in the area of grace.  Grace for my imperfections.  Grace for my failures and those of others.  Grace as a propelling force toward God’s love instead of letting regret, guilt and letdowns keep me from a relationship with Him, with other followers and unbelievers.  There is only one thing that makes me acceptable to God.  Jesus.  Be reminded.

 

As for the reading part of my challenge, I am definitely battling my bad reading habits:

 

  • Fatigue.  Reading when I’m tired is like giving a Lunesta to Rip Van Winkle.
  • Noise.  People playing Wii, people translating Spanish words, people slamming cabinet doors and people singing loudly are all very counterproductive to comprehension.
  • Speed.  Most pages I have to reread several times because I hit a rhythm of wanting to finish a boring chapter.  Slowing down my reading of a boring chapter doesn’t always fix the boring part.

 

I am very proud of one thing — consistency!  I did not miss a day for any reason.  I battled through all of my bad habits, my busy schedule and unexpected instances (like both daughters being injured at our youth group campout over the weekend) to read every day. 

 

Starting a new book today, so…. 

 

More tomorrow.

HT 5:1 Lord Of The Reads

Posted in HT5: Lord Of The Reads on April 17, 2009 by habitattoo

Before I get too far telling you about my new Habitattoo, here’s a recap of where I am currently on my former HT endeavors:

 

HT 1: Revive Alive – Unfortunately, I am doing horribly with this one.  I severely sprained my left ankle playing volleyball over five weeks ago and am still unable to do much.  Sharp pain and disabling weakness resides in my foot the majority of the time, making a workout routine impossible.  The desire to exercise is still there, but the ability is improving much too slowly.  I might end up having to REVIVE “Revive Alive”

 

HT 2: Generous City – Proudly, I have continued to live a life of generosity, investing my time, talents and money in the lives of others.  For example, we had really bad service the other night while celebrating my wife’s birthday.  Instead of giving the waitress what she deserved, we gave her a tip that exceeded her attentiveness.  Additionally, I remember seeing our local fire department seeking donations the other day and, without hesitation, I gave them a gift.  It is better to give than receive……and I’m still learning that.

 

HT 3: Devoted – Lizbeth and I are still having devotions almost daily.  I say “almost” because we sometimes don’t make the free time at the same time.  We do always make up any missed devotions by doubling-up the next day.  Sharing this time with my beautiful bride is a powerful and intimate moment each day for me.

 

HT 4: Dunkin Bucks No Moe – Yesterday was my last day and I have successfully finished what I sought to do: establish a routine of eating breakfast/lunch at home or in a plastic baggie. I joked that I would celebrate by eating a great lunch at Moe’s, but instead I brought some hot dogs to nuke.  I guess I’m in some kind of habit.

 

And, a pre-HT: Biting Nails – It has been almost a year since the last time bit my nails.  It is amazing how a lifelong bad habit has been eliminated!  I hope you will be encouraged to join me in knocking out YOUR bad habits or creating good habits.

 

Now, on to my fifth Habitattoo challenge which I’m titling “Lord Of The Reads”. 

 

I do not like to read books.  Reading for me is more of a chore or a necessary evil to gain information and I’ve developed really bad habits over the course of my life.  I can remember being forced during my late elementary years to read literature that really didn’t motivate me; things like Civil War descriptions, required reading or legendary classics that paled in comparison to my electronic gadgets or my Star Wars figures.  The only volumes that I really enjoyed during these years were “The Chronicles Of Narnia” and “A Wrinkle In Time”.

 

During my junior high/high school period, I learned that I could quite easily master most of my classes without even cracking open a book or by simply skimming to find answers.  These poor study habits were magnified at college, where laziness fueled the absence of great reading skills.  As a result, mediocrity and failure became the norm.

 

I’m embarrassed to say that I cannot remember the last book that I’ve completed.  My shelves and coffee tables are full of books that were started, but never finished.  This is a routine that has to end.  It’s not that I lose interest; I’ve just formed such bad habits of literary sluggishness.  Fortunately (and ironically) my wife and daughters are avid readers and Lizbeth is an accomplished high school reading teacher.  So, here’s what I’m going to do.

 

Over the next twenty-one days, I’m going to spend thirty minutes per day reading.  Today, I will choose a book from my mighty library of neglected manuscripts and begin again at chapter one.  When that one is finished, I will move on to another.  Hopefully, reading will become enjoyable, inspirational, motivational and a lifelong pursuit.

 

More tomorrow.